Merry Christmas everyone! As my gift to you, have this festive poem. I warn you, it’s terrible!
Walking along was I when something did catch my eye. ‘twas an inflatable Santa, looking incredibly rye. He was flanked by a merry crew all inflatable too. Snowmen, reindeer, even an elf all of them dripping with due. Squashed they were into a tiny space, a tiny garden of a tiny place. Pilled were they, way up high, the site of which did make me cry. Excessiveness is a word that can here be used the extent of which can not be excused. Although this garden makes quite the story I won’t deny it did look gory. So that's what I wanted to say, have a nice Christmas Day. Please do have some fun and when you're done look out for this display.